10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.