10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon