10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.