10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is for loners.