10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright