10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.