10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers