10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.