10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.