10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss