10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Welcome to kicker school
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant