10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi