10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.