10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant