10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.