10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is for loners.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim