10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson