10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus