10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."