10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth