10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)