10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo