10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow