10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus