10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Welcome to kicker school
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is for loners.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi