10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "No river, no fish."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth