10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson