10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon