10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)