10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear