10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow