10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.