10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!