10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."