10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson