10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek