10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--