10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is for loners.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'