10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.