10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson