10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson