10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Welcome to kicker school
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.