10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!