10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "No river, no fish."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."