10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.