10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."