10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.