10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- You have to piss with the dick you have