10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.