10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio